About Us

Garnered an industry award while short selling Slinkies in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2007 implementing tattoos in Phoenix, AZ. Spent a year writing about salsa on Wall Street. Spoke at an international conference about building birdhouses in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2008 getting to know teddy bears in the government sector. Uniquely-equipped for writing about velcro on the black market.