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mal·prac·tice \malˈpraktəs\ noun:

1: improper, illegal, or negligent professional activity or treatment

2: a dereliction of professional duty or a failure to exercise an ordinary

degree of professional skill or learning by one rendering professional

services which results in injury, loss, or damage

synonyms: wrongdoing, (professional) misconduct, breach of ethics, unethical behavior; malfeasance

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