Sure you might think this is a little mean spirited but it really is just the truth, even though they’re celebrities these people have some oral issues that make people think twice before laying a wet one on them

Mike Tyson

No it’s not that he went to jail for rape that makes people reluctant to give Mike Tyson a kiss, although that doesn’t help either, it’s his mouth. He was a boxer so he kinda lost some teeth along the way, which he found appropriate to replace with gold ones (good one Mike!) and he has a frontal gap that a small fist could fit through.

Condoleezza Rice

Sorry about this Mr. President, I know you have a thing for Condolicious, but I just have to wonder how you find the courage to get that close to Condie’s choppers. Those things look willing and able to devour somebody…fast. I’m not even going to get into how big her mouth is.

Amy Winehouse

Haven’t been to England yet but I can bet they have toothpaste there. Someone should tell that to Amy, it’s a pity someone so talented should have such an oral disaster. Implants are expensive I’ll give her that, but she could lay off the pipe for a month or so and save enough for a dental intervention. She should get those babies grinded a little too, teeth that big and a long face like hers remind me of Mr. Ed.

Kirsten Dunst

I remember first seeing her in Interview with a Vampire, she looked so sweet and talented…but then she opened her mouth and nothing was the same again. I kept hoping growing up she’d do something about those things some people choose to call teeth, but as time passes, I’m losing hope. She may have talent a pretty face but definitely doesn’t have a Mona Lisa Smile.

Flavor Flav

I for one haven’t once seen Flav’s real teeth but I bet they ain’t a pretty sight if he chooses to always show us that damned grill all the time. They’re probably all decayed and rotten, so I’m sorry bro but nobody wants your Flavor of Love, just keep it to yourself.

Jon Heder

If I had the chance to ask Napoleon Dynamite one question that would be: “Does that thing you call a mouth ever close?” I know those front blades are huge but chew on some tree-bark and grind those whoppers down to size. He has that whole geek thing working for him, but unless he finds a way to close his mouth, he’s not getting any sugar anytime soon.

Steven Tyler

There’s not much to be said about Steven’s mouth, that thing is legendary. Until a few years ago I thought that’s how the world would end, Steven would get pissed off and simply eat everyone…whole. Don’t look so surprised, you know you’d fit in his mouth. Steven Tyler is a great musician but that black-hole he has as a mouth is scary.menu to edit. India
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